It has come to My attention that a few (currently unnamed individuals) have been dying for a crack at reaching certain previously unfulfilled fantasies of destitute existences dedicated to a certain, well... to ME...
Out of the kind and benevolent warm red beating center of My heart, I have decided to create for today... My "hot" list. Things I'm dying to get My hot little hands on.
You can fulfill My temporary materialistic desires at the sacrifice of your own financial and emotional balance. Throw your shit out of whack for Me. Let's do this. This gives a chance to to those of you sweaty palmed basement dwelling goons to either continue to hide behind a keyboard and screen and live life vicariously through random anonymous packages with the full intent of running for cover and never making a peep again, or to actually make a meaningful and substantial contribution to My happiness through your personal sacrifice.

Zac Mac: hello
GOD, Herself: hi.
Zac Mac: how are you
GOD, Herself: Fucking peachy.
Zac Mac: do you like blackmail
GOD, Herself: Do you have two brain cells in your head to rub together and make something happen up there?
GOD, Herself: That is some way to start a conversation, you know. Selfish prick. I don't give a fuck what you like. I am not a mindless dispenser of fetishistic fantasies.
Zac Mac: i didn;t mean that
Zac Mac: we have talked before
Zac Mac: its just been like a year
GOD, Herself: Ok, well... while you are fumbling for something brilliant to say, I am going to go take a shower. Work on that.
GOD, Herself: Still nothing? Bummer. I am bored.


New asshole, anyone? I'm bored.

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Photos of the week

We're so delighted with the immense talent of our growing, global lj_photophile community that we've decided to introduce a poll. Each week, we'll choose a half-dozen photos (based on user comments and staff feedback) and ask you to select a photo of the week. The winning photo will be announced in the next newsletter. If possible, please limit photo size to 350x350 to ensure that images display properly on friends pages. We want to thank you again (and again!) for sharing your passion.

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Curtains

Thanks for joining us. To our American friends, have a fantastic Thanksgiving. To all of our international neighbors, we'll eat a little extra for you!

I already have some great human ATM's so I'm not looking for money.

I'm looking for new slaves to play with. Of course Gift cards are nice, but I don't want money so please don't contact me if you just want to get off by giving me cash but don't want to play.

I want someone who follows instructions. Not someone that just sends money every week. I have enough of those. I'm looking for something new, but that will still feed my dominating ways.




Contact me at mistress_bam@live.com